Ranking Adult Responsibilities
By How Much We Deserve a Session After
Adulthood is a scam.
Nobody prepared us for the amount of emotional labor required just to exist.
So we did the only responsible thing:We ranked adult responsibilities by how much we deserve a session afterward.
Highly scientific. Very official.
🧾 Taxes — 9.8/10
Filing them yourself?Brave.
Looking at numbers you don’t understand while pretending you do?Exhausting.
The only reason this isn’t a 10 is because at least it only happens once a year.
Still.A calm, intentional wind-down afterward feels earned.
🏫 Parent-Teacher …

