
📦 The Great USPS Holiday Abyss: A Jam’n Survival Story
(A Comedy. A Tragedy. A Shared Trauma.)
It’s that time of year again, Jamily…The lights are twinkling, the cocoa is simmering, Mariah Carey has defrosted —and USPS has opened the portals to the Annual Holiday Shipping Abyss™.
If you’ve ever shipped, ordered, tracked, prayed over, or tried to mentally manifest a package during December…you already know the abyss.
🌪️ Where Packages Go to “Take a Break”
You drop off a package.You watch the worker scan it.It’s in the system.It’s moving!You feel hopeful. Alive. Connected …


