Confessions of a Former Cart Criminal
(The Cart Edition — Florida Included)
Carts look sturdy.They are not.
They are precision devices filled with very expensive oil that will absolutely turn on you if you treat them like an indestructible pen from a gas station drawer.
I know this because I used to be a cart criminal.This is my confession.🚔 Crime #1: Leaving a Cart in the Car
(Florida’s Favorite Mistake)
“I’ll just be a minute.”
That minute happened in a car that felt like the surface of the sun.
Heat makes oil thin, …



