If Your Edible Could Text You Back
(Read Receipts On. No Mercy.)
You took one.
You waited 17 minutes.
And then you said…
“Hmm. I don’t feel anything.”
Your edible saw that.
Your edible has thoughts.
📱 7:12 PM
You: “Just took it.”
Edible:Love that for us.See you in 45–90 business minutes.
📱 7:29 PM
You: “I think I need another one.”
Edible:You absolutely do not.
📱 7:31 PM
You: takes another one anyway
Edible:Interesting choice.
📱 8:04 PM
You: “Okay maybe I feel something.”
Edible:Oh we’re just getting started.
📱 8:47 PM
You: “Why is music so… dimensional?”
Edible:There she is.
📱 9:22 PM
You: Googling“Can you feel gravity …


