(A Love Story Between You and Your Stash)

You wouldn’t leave ice cream in the sun.
You wouldn’t store bread in the shower.
So why are we acting surprised when our stash starts underperforming?

Let’s talk stash care…….because your flower and edibles are not magic. They’re plant-based, vibe-sensitive, and absolutely affected by your decisions.

Flower Care: Please Stop Letting It Dry Out Like a Victorian Child

Flower is not immortal. It does not thrive on hope alone.

Rule #1: Close the jar.
Oxygen is not your friend. It steals moisture, flavor, and joy.

Rule #2: Sunlight is a menace.
If your flower has ever lived on a windowsill, we need to talk.

Rule #3: Room temperature is the goal.
Not hot. Not cold. Not “my car in August.”

Best storage:
Airtight glass container, stored somewhere dark and boring.
Your flower does not need ambiance.

If it’s dry:
It’s not “bad.” It’s just been wronged.

Edibles: They Are Treats, Not Survivors

Edibles are sensitive. Emotionally and chemically.

Basic edible care:

• Cool

• Dry

• Sealed

• Away from sunlight, children, pets, and curious adults who don’t read labels

Heat ruins everything.
Melted gummies. Sweaty chocolate. Regret.

Pantry is great.
Fridge is fine if sealed.
Car console? Straight to jail.

Stash Care Crimes (We See You)

If you’ve done any of the following… this is a safe space. But also….STOP!

❌ Leaving flower open “just for a minute”
That minute turns into hours. The jar was never closed again.

❌ Storing flower in plastic baggies long-term
Static kills trichomes. This isn’t 2009.

❌ Putting flower in the fridge or freezer
It’s not lettuce. It’s not meat. Please be serious.

❌ Leaving edibles in a hot car
That’s how you get one mega-gummy and several life questions.

❌ Mixing edibles with regular snacks
“Oops” is not a dosing strategy.

❌ Touching flower constantly for no reason
We get it. It’s pretty. Hands off.

❌ Ignoring humidity entirely
Dry flower isn’t a personality trait.

If this section felt personal… growth starts with awareness.

🧠 Potency & Freshness: The Science Part (Brief, We Promise)

Potency fades faster when exposed to:

• Heat

• Light

• Air

• Chaos

Potency lasts longer when you:

• Seal it

• Store it cool and dark

• Stop playing with it

That’s it. That’s the science.

Final Jam’n Take

Stash care isn’t fancy.
It’s not extra.
It’s literally just not sabotaging yourself.

Close the jar.
Store it smart.
Stop committing stash crimes.

Your flower will stay loud.
Your edibles will behave.
Your vibe will remain intact.

Jam’n 🌱
Protect the stash. Protect the peace.